jokeKing logo
avatar YarniYoshi_64 10 day.ago

Have you heard of the Egyptian crocidile who’s friend passed away recently?

They say he’s still in de nile

8
1
Recommend Jokes

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

funny dad jokes

funny dad jokes
1. The therapist asked the wife why she wanted to end her marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars Day puns…

The husband looked at the therapist and said, “Divorce is strong with this one!”

2. What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?

“Use the horse, Luke!”

3. I can always tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can tell when they’re standing too.

4. Husband: I wanna die; wife: let me die with you

Husband: I can’t have a moment of peace with you, can I?

5. What’s better for pancakes?

A Duracell or .. a mug? The Duracell. It’s battery.

6. Why did the man keep getting back on his bike every time he fell off?

He was a firm believer in recycling.

7. Breastfeeding Awareness Month

We get it ladies, it's breastfeeding awareness month, no need to milk it.

8. Why did the man keep getting back on his bike every time he fell off?

He was a firm believer in recycling.

9. A gay couple go to the funfair...

...and one of them decides to take a ride on the rollercoaster while the other prefers to sit and watch. The rollercoaster goes round and round and up and down then suddenly the carriage jumps the track and comes crashing to the ground. Boyfriend goes running up to the wreckage and finds his partner lying there. "Oh sweetheart" he says "are you hurt?" "Hurt? HURT?" replies his partner, "of course I'm hurt, I went round three times and you didn't wave once".

10. I have my own private jet.

My wife gets the rest of the jacuzzi.

more jokes Here waiting for you

best dad jokesjokes for adult
Welcome to Joker King – Your Daily Dose of Happiness!

Here, we’ve gathered the funniest dad jokes, jokes for kids, funny jokes, witty comebacks, and hilarious memes from across the web. Whether you need stress relief, a quick laugh, or the perfect icebreaker for social situations, we’ve got you covered!

Feeling down? Click in—guaranteed smiles! 😆